Available for Parties

Available for Parties

Dick pic diptychs

& the search for the best email in history

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Alex Howe
Mar 31, 2023
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Entering my thirst-marketing era

Never have so many owed so much to so few, said Churchill after the Battle of Britain.

Spot the isthmus. SHOUTOUT TO ANDREW AND TAYLOR AND ARDEN OF CHICAGO ILLINOIS

Today I’m saying, Never has so [Alex] owed so much to so few. SO FAR.

Your support means the world to me—and is slowly bringing more of the world toward this project. Thank you.

Entering my era-entering era

As we speak, I’m driving back to New York. And this time… I’ve got business cards.

The theme of Available for Parties is ‘what if Girls but boy’—but until now it has lacked a mission. Today I realized the mission is hilariously simple: to write the best email in history.

Why the best email in history? Among other reasons, the best license plate in history is already taken:

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